If I Was A Girl Again, I

I Am Attracted To A Thug. I Like That Quality, But I Like The Other Side Of It, Too. Because All Guys Who Go Around Behaving In Macho Ways Are Really Scared Little Girls. So You Have To Look Beneath The Surface. There's A Difference Between My Ideal Man And A Man That I'm Sexually Attracted To, Believe Me. Therein Lies The Rub.

I Like To Be Provocative. I Like To Make People Think. I Like To Touch People's Hearts. And If I Can Do All Three Of Those Things In One Fell Swoop, Then I Feel Like I've Really Accomplished Something.

I Can't Stand When I Walk Into A Room And Everyone's Not Talking To Each Other And Just On Their Phones.

I Do Some Of My Best Stand-up Comedy During Sound Checks.

I Try To Have Thick Skin, But Every Once In A While I Read Something That Someone Says About Me, And It's So Slanderous And Moralistic And It Has Nothing To Do With My Music.