If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd

Getting Out Of Jury Duty Is Easy. The Trick Is To Say You're Prejudiced Against All Races.

Go Ahead And Play The Blues If It'll Make You Happy.

It Is Better To Watch Things Then To Do Them.

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.

It's The Weirdest Thing. When You Go Into Acting, You Expect To Be A Huge Star And To Be Recognized. It Did Happen, But Not In The Way You Expect It To. In L.a., I'm Just Another Character Actor.