I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.

I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work Hard, And I Love My Kids. So Why Should I Spend Half My Sunday Hearing About How I'm Going To Hell?

If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant, Blame The Guy Who Can't Speak English.

Go Ahead And Play The Blues If It'll Make You Happy.

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.