If It’s Time To Go, Remember What

Amy: I Never Knew You Drank Wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I Must Have Drunk It Sometime In My Life. *takes Sip And Spits It Out In Disgust*

Cinema Is So Slow And Boring Compared To Television.

I Don't Think, Generally Speaking, People Become Writers Because They Were The Really Good, Really Cool, Attractive Kid In Class. I'll Be Honest. This Is Our Revenge For People Who Were Much Better Looking And More Popular Than Us. I Was A Bit Like That, I Suppose.

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

River Song: Right, I Have Questions. But Number One Is This: What In The Name Of Sanity Have You Got On Your Head? The Doctor: It's A Fez. I Wear A Fez Now. Fezzes Are Cool.