If It’s Time To Go, Remember What

Never Ignore A Coincidence. Unless You're Busy, In Which Case, Always Ignore A Coincidence.

Between The Marriages, I Shagged My Way Round Television Studios Like A Mechanical Digger.

When Writing Comedy, You Have To Have The Confidence To Believe That There Is Only One Type Of Relationship In The World, And We Are All Having It, That All Men Behave In The Same Way And So Do All Women.

The Universe Is Big, Its Vast And Complicated, And Ridiculous. And Sometimes, Very Rarely, Impossible Things Just Happen And We Call Them Miracles. And That's The Theory. Nine Hundred Years, Never Seen One Yet, But This Would Do Me.

Amy: I Never Knew You Drank Wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I Must Have Drunk It Sometime In My Life. *takes Sip And Spits It Out In Disgust*