If John Mccain Were Really A War

It Raises Several Serious Questions. For Example, How Can There Possibly Be More Than One Person As Awesome As Me?

In April 1975 I Was Born And The Vietnam War Ended. I Could Not Let Any American Die In War Before Seeing An Episode Of Scrubs.

It Turns Out Superman Is Weak To Kryptonite And Horses.

After All Meat Is Meat. I Don't Understand Why So Many People Are Bithing About It. It's Very Healthy And Contains Lots Of Vitamins

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.