If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

Life Is Like A Dogsled Race. If You Ain't The Lead Dog, The Scenery Never Changes.

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About A Quart Low.