If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

There's No Such Thing As Being Too Southern.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"