If Men Have A Smell It's Usually

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think A Chain Saw Is A Musical Instrument.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.