If Men Have A Smell It's Usually

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

My Grandma's The Most Careful, Safe Driver In The World. You Put Her In A Rental Car, And She's Doing Doughnuts In The K-mart Parking Lot!

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.