You Might Be A Redneck If On

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.