You Might Be A Redneck If On

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.