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You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.

If You Have A Complete Set Of Salad Bowls And They All Say Kool Whip On The Side, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

You Might Be A Redneck If Someone Tells You You Have Something In Your Teeth, And You Take Them Out To See What It Is.