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You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

Nowadays You Can't Even Spank Your Kids. No, Gotta Give 'em A Time Out. My Dad Would Take Time Out Of His Busy Day... To Whip Our Ass.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.