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I Love Comedy. God Has Given Me This Platform.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Hauled A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend Your Sister's Honor.