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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.