If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make

I Wish They Made Fajita Cologne, Because That Stuff Smells Good. What's That You're Wearing? That's Sizzlin'!

A Sleeping Bag Is A Tortilla For A Human.

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

I Play The Guitar. I Taught Myself How To Play The Guitar, Which Was A Bad Decision... Because I Didn't Know How To Play It, So I Was A Shitty Teacher. I Would Never Have Went To Me.