If People Had Good Albums, They'd Be

I'm Single And Loving It. It Is Always Weird Talking About That Stuff. When Someone Is Talking About Who They Are Going Out With, I Am Always Like, Who Cares? Talk About Your Music Or Something.

These Poor Kids In Baghdad Have No Running Water, No Showers. They Wipe With Baby Wipes. My Heart Goes Out To Them.

That's Why I Called My Record Devil Without A Cause - I'm A White Boy Who's So Sick Of Hearing That White Kids Are Going To Steal Rap.

I'm Actually A Pretty Decent Human Being, And When I'm Home I'm Straight As An Arrow.

I See Friends Who Are In Different Genres Of Music, And They Say They're So Burnt Playing The Same Stuff Every Night. That's Why You See A Country Act Wanting To Go Out And Play An Old Classic Rock Song. But What Cracks Me Up Is That They All Want To Be Jimmy Buffett. I Can't Figure That Out.