These Poor Kids In Baghdad Have No

I Have Been To Anger Management Twice. After The First Session The Lady Was Like, 'baby, You Don't Seem That Angry At All. You Seem Like A Really Nice Guy.'

If People Had Good Albums, They'd Be Buying Albums. But People Are Buying Singles Because They Only Have Good Songs.

I See Friends Who Are In Different Genres Of Music, And They Say They're So Burnt Playing The Same Stuff Every Night. That's Why You See A Country Act Wanting To Go Out And Play An Old Classic Rock Song. But What Cracks Me Up Is That They All Want To Be Jimmy Buffett. I Can't Figure That Out.

I Truly Believe That People Like Myself, Who Are In A Position Of Entertainers In The Limelight, Should Keep Their Mouth Shut On Politics.

I've Paid For More Pianos In Hotel Lobbies Than You Can Imagine.