If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.