If Presidents Can't Do It To Their

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

If Ivan The Terrible Had Been Kissed And Loved Between Zero And Three, He Probably Would Have Become Ivan Not So Terrible. If You're Jewish, You Have A Small Smile On Your Face. Because You Know The Rest Are Wrong And You Don't Want To Hurt Their Feelings.

Creative People Should Always Be Striving, They Should Always Be Hungry, They Should Be Looking For The Next Place To Go.

I Love Writing Songs. I'm A Songwriter.

The Brilliance Of Max Brooks Is That He Always Quotes Authorities At The Back Of His Books That Never Existed. Like A Russian Professor He Made Up That Validates A Story Or Character.