If She Were A President, She'd Be

That's Why Modern Corporate Movie Making Has Become So Laborious That Comedians Are Kind Of Kicked Out By 50.

I'm A Real People-pleaser.

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

I Used To Sneak Up To The 8th Floor And Watch Eddie Murphy And Joe Piscopo Rehearsing 'saturday Night Live' And Could Only Wonder If I Would Ever Have The Chance To Be Funny. It Took Me Five Years To Go Up The Two Stories, But It Is Such A Sense Of Fulfillment To Be Able To Show What I Can Do On National Television.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.