If Something Is Making Us Bored, We

It's Weird To Have People So Interested In Your Personal Life. It's A Part Of The Business That Grosses Me Out. I'm Always Bummed Out For People Who Just Happen To Be Dating A Celebrity, And They're Also Famous, And They Can't Live Their Life.

As Long As I Get To Be Doing What I Love, Which Is Making Comedy And That Kind Of Thing, I Feel Lucky That I Get To.

I Too Turned To Webster's Dictionary And It Defined Harvard University As A Season For Gathering Crops.

If You Let Go Of Fart Jokes, You've Let Go Of A Piece Of Humanity.

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.