If The Heavens Throw You Dates, You

You Got To Choose Between Tightening Your Belt Or Losing Your Pants.

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.

After Marriage, The Other Man's Wife Looks More Beautiful.

Beware Of The Naked Man Who Offers You His Shirt.

Anybody Can Pilot A Ship When The Sea Is Calm.