If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.

Most Women Put Off Entertaining Until The Kids Are Grown.

Cleaning The House While The Children Are Home Is Like Shoveling While It's Still Snowing.

Someday, When My Children Are Old Enough To Understand The Logic That Motivates A Mother, I'll Tell Them: I Loved You Enough To Bug You About Where You Were Going, With Whom And What Time You Would Get Home. ... I Loved You Enough To Be Silent And Let You Discover Your Friend Was A Creep. I Loved You Enough To Make You Return A Milky Way With A Bite Out Of It To A Drugstore And Confess, 'i Stole This.' ... But Most Of All I Loved You Enough To Say No When You Hated Me For It. That Was The Hardest Part Of All.

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.