If The World Were A Logical Place,

The Reward For Conformity Is That Everyone Likes You But Yourself.

If It Weren't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done.

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

While Cats Can Be Infuriating, Little Old Women In Fur Coats, They Make Me Laugh. Of Course, Dogs, Horses And My Highly Social Chickens Are Dear To Me, Too.

Armies Are Dependent On Youthful Male Ignorance.