If There Were A God, Don't You

In Britain We Have A Very Powerful Tabloid Culture With Celebrities On The Front Page Crying With Their Make-up Smeared And Tears, And It's Kind Of What You'd Expect From Someone Who Likes To Dress Up That Way.

I Am Encyclopaedic On World War Ii. My Dad Took Me To D-day Beaches When I Was A Kid. I Was There Four Years Ago - Every Five Years They Have A Remembrance On D-day Beaches And I Would Have Liked To Have Been There And Done My Bit.

If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski, Then You've Never Been On Acid.

Queen Victoria, One Of Our More Frumpy Queen's. They're All Frumpy Aren't They? Because It's A Bad Idea When Cousin's Marry.

There's Not Much Makeup In The Army, Is There? No. They Only Have That Nighttime Look, And That's A Bit Slapdash, Isn't It?