If We Could Just Stop The Tourism,

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.

It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

Can You Tell The Difference Between Them?

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.