If You Are Really Into Waiting, Try

I Personally Don't Do Any Hard Drugs, Because They Get In The Way Of Me Getting To My Base Issues, And I'd Rather Get Rid Of The Excess Baggage Than Find A Way To Shove It Deeper In The Closet.

What’s So Civil About War Anyway?

Rock N' Roll Was A Bad And Evil Thing. L Remember Once I Was Singing A Barry Manilow Song, "mandy," In The Back Seat Of The Car. It Came On The Radio, And I Kind Of Sang With It, And I Got Smacked In The Mouth Because That Song Was "evil."

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.

If You Are Really Into Waiting, Try Holding Your Breath For Jesus, 'cause I Hear The Payoff May Be That Much Greater.