If You Believe You're A Poet, Then

A Fat Reichian Wife Screeching Over Potatoes Get A Job! And Five Nose Running Brats In Love With Batman

But When The Conquered Spirit Breaks Free And Indicates A New Light Who'll Take Care Of The Cats?

Anyway, I Lived On The Streets And Did Pretty Good Until I Got Caught Stealing, What Was It? I Kicked In A Restaurant Window, Went In And Took All The Food That I Wanted, And While Coming Out I Was Grabbed.

My Father Went Into The Armed Service And I Never Saw My Mother - I Don't Know What Happened To Her.

The Lucky Thing Was That I Was Italian; When The Other Italians Saw Me Fight Back, They Came To My Defence.