If You Build A Better Mousetrap, Nature

Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One And Most Of 'em Stink.

As My Late Mother Famously Observed, The One Thing To Be Said For Growing Old Is That Every Year There Are A Few More Things I Don’t Have To Give A Rat’s Ass About.

If You Cannot Stand A Spoon Upright In The Cup, Then The Coffee Is Too Weak.

Booze And Tobacco And Lots Of Sex. It Keeps A Lad Young.

Our Happiest Moments As Tourists Always Seem To Come When We Stumble Upon One Thing While In Pursuit Of Something Else.