Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One

Stories Are Like Assholes. Everybody's Got One And Most Of 'em Stink.

It's The Easiest Thing In The World To Know God's Will. You Just Wait And See What Happens, And That's It.

Our Happiest Moments As Tourists Always Seem To Come When We Stumble Upon One Thing While In Pursuit Of Something Else.

If You Cannot Stand A Spoon Upright In The Cup, Then The Coffee Is Too Weak.

Everybody's Weird, Fundamentally Everybody Is A Snap. Sometimes It's A Sexual Thing And Sometimes It's A Different Kind Of Weirdness, But One Way Or Another Everybody's Nuts.