If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You

When I Go To A Party, Nobody Says Hello. But When I Leave, Everybody Says Goodbye.

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.

If You Build A Better Mousetrap, You Will Catch Better Mice.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.