My Uncle Was The Town Drunk -

College Is A Place To Keep Warm Between High School And An Early Marriage.

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?

Where I Play, The Greens Always Break Toward The Bar.

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.