Where I Play, The Greens Always Break

If Inflation Continues To Soar, You're Going To Have To Work Like A Dog Just To Live Like One

Never Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today -- For Tomorrow's Gonna Be Bad Enough As It Is.

I've Never Been Drunk, But Often I've Been Overserved.

My Uncle Was The Town Drunk - And We Lived In Chicago.

Did You Ever Get The Feeling That The World Was A Tuxedo And You Were A Pair Of Brown Shoes?