If You Can Keep Your Son Off

I Do What I Can Do When I Can Do It.

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep.

I Used To Have Horrible Cars That Would Always End Up Broken Down On The Highway. When I Tried To Flag Someone Down, Nobody Stopped. But If I Pushed My Own Car, Other Drivers Would Get Out And Push With Me. If You Want Help, Help Yourself - People Like To See That.

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?