George Bush Hates Midgets.

People Say, 'why Is He Bored With Her?' Because He's A Human Being, That's Why; Same Way His Wife Is Bored With Him. That Is Marriage - Anything That's Supposed To Be Forever, Your Going To Get Bored With It. And There Is Nothing Wrong With It, So Don't Take It Personal; If You Are With Somebody For Ten Years And They Are Not Bored With You? Then Something Is Wrong With Them.

Every Town Has The Same Two Malls: The One White People Go To And The One White People Used To Go To.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

When You're White, The Sky's The Limit. When You're Black, The Limit's The Sky.

If You Told Me Two Years I Would Miss The Greatest Basketball Game Ever To Hang Out With Nathan Lane, I'd Say, 'you're Crazy!'