If You Can't Do It, Don't Do

[jellyfish] Are 97% Water Or Something, So How Much Are They Doing? Just Give Them Another 3% And Make Them Water. It's More Useful.

Whether It's A Potato Or A Nut, It's A Foodage!

I Found That Being With Happy Positive People Annoys Me.

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

I'd Say The Best Is When I Was In Africa, I Saw A Hippo In A House. Someone Had A Pet Hippo. And They're Meant To Be One Of The Most Dangerous Animals On The Planet, And They Had One That Was Sort Of Just Wandering In And Out Of Their House, Just Sort Of Roaming About.