If You Can't Do It, Don't Do

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.