If You Do Eight Shows A Week

They Sometimes Beat Things Into The Ground. They Don't Know When To Get Out Of A Situation. They Think It's Going To Be Funny....the More You Pound The Nail Into The Ground The Funnier It Gets And That's Not Necessarily True.

It Makes You Famous, You Get Money From It, You Go On And Do The Best You Can, But It Really Is Dreadful That People Don't Know Your Name.

Canada Has Given Us John Candy And Martin Short And Bill Shatner And Lord Knows How Many Other Wonderful Performers.

Usually You'd Do The Summer Scenes In The Winter. So You're Out There With A T-shirt And Hope Nobody Sees Your Air That You're Breathing Out. We Put Ice Cubes In Our Mouth To Stop That From Happening.

Canadians Send Us Great Hockey Players. You Also Send Us Wonderful Performers, From The Beginning, With Mary Pickford.