If You Don't Like To Make Excuses

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.