If You Don't Like To Make Excuses

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.