If You Don't Win, It's Not A

That's What Chess Is All About. One Day You Give Your Opponent A Lesson, The Next Day He Gives You One

It Is Time To Finish Off The U.s. Once And For All.

My Opponents Make Good Moves Too. Sometimes I Don't Take These Things Into Consideration

I Am Not Today, Nor Have I Ever Been A Jew, And As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Uncircumcised.

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.