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I Did Actually Sit Down With A Blank Sheet Of Paper Once. I Think The Phone Rang And That Was The End Of My Literary Career.

I Don't Normally Watch Films I'm In Because I'm Squeamish About That And It Takes Me Quite A Long Time To Recover And I Have To Go To Work. I'm Not Being Coy Or Cute, But It's Just True.

I Don't Seem To Be Able To Learn From Experience Or Anything Useful. History Doesn't Help Me. Precedents Don't Inform My Experience.

I'm Relaxed Naked As Long As There Is No One Else There. I Speed Up Past Mirrors.

You Have All These Plans To Act, And Maybe Do It Rather Elegantly, And Then They Turn The Rain Machine On.