If You Feel Like You're Getting Into

When I Was Younger, I Used To Drive Up To A Bunch Of Turkeys, Roll Down The Window And Say Something. They'd All Gobble Back At Once.

If You Feel Like You're Getting Into A Rut With A Song, A Night Off Usually Fixes It.

The Rock Star Stuff Never Came Up For Us. The Band Was Never Attacked By Groupies Before, During Or After Any Show That We Ever Played.

When The Second Record Came Out, They Started Calling It The Band. I Voted To Call It The Crackers. I'm No Fool.

The Band Never Really Played Big Concert Tours. We Never Sold Millions And Millions Of Albums.