If You Get A Guy That Can

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.

The Game Isn't Over Till It's Over.

Every Time I See Him, He's Not There.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.