If You Give Me The Chance, I'll

I Don't Like The Monikers, And I Don't Like Being Pigeonholed. You Know, I'm A Human Being.

I've Helped Launch 49 Careers - Those That Have Been In Pil. To Me, They Are My Babies; Whatever They Get Up To, They Know I Love Them. They've Been Living In My Pockets, And They Should Show More Gratitude.

Turn The Other Cheek Too Often And You Get A Razor Through It.

The Only Good Political Movement I've Seen Lately Was Occupy Wall Street. They Had No Leaders, Which Was Genius. But Unfortunately It Always Ends Up With Some Hippy Playing A Flute.

It's Volatile, The Marriage. Which One Isn't? Nothing Better Than A Good, Full-on Row. Get It All Out. Say Rude And Nasty Things. And Then Be Sorry. Genuinely Sorry, Afterwards.