If You Go Down As A Comedian's

Queen Victoria, One Of Our More Frumpy Queen's. They're All Frumpy Aren't They? Because It's A Bad Idea When Cousin's Marry.

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.