Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss

Religion And Philosophy, Philosophy And Religion - They're Two Words Which Are Both ... Different. In Spelling.

Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only Less Notes And More Words.

My Gran Said Put A Thimble On Your Finger And It Helps You In Case You Slip With The Needle And It Goes Up, Into The Brain, And Death.

We Will Now Sing Forth, Hymn 405, 'oh God, What On Earth Is My Hairdo All About?

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'