If You Had Chicken At Lunch And

Catholic, Which I Was Until I Reached The Age Of Reason

Religion Is Like Drugs, It Destroys The Thinking Mind.

Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times Faster Than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

I Became A Guy Who Wanted To Be A Comedian Someday, Or A Comic Actor. The Way I Put It Was, I'll Be Like Danny Kaye. He Was Kind Of The Model I Had In Mind.

So I Want To Thank The Pentagon, The Soviet Union And The Military-industrial Complex From The Bottom Of My Heart. Without Them, I Could Never Have Become The Man I Am Today.