If You Had No Enemies, You Had

If You're Over 52 Years Old And You're On Facebook, Do Us All A Favor And Log Off Now.

You Can't Teach Somebody How To Be Funny. You're Either Funny, Or You Ain't.

Anybody Who's Done Standup Will Tell You That There's Nothing Like It. The Show Starts At 8:00, The Curtain Goes Up And There's Nobody Else Except You And The Audience, And You Just Perform For Them For Two Hours. Nobody Yells, 'cut!' There Are No Retakes. That Is Still The Most Exciting Medium For Me, And I Love It.

Don't Buy The Toys That Make The Noise!

I Really, Really Like 'eastbound & Down.' It's One Of The Few Things That Makes Me Laugh.