If You Have To Be Burned At

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.