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If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

To Let A Fool Kiss You Is Bad...to Let A Kiss Fool You Is Worse. 'twas Not My Lips You Kissed But My Soul.

People En Masse Have Always Been Wonderful To Me. I Truly Have A Great Love For An Audience...i Want To Give Them Two Hours Of Just Pow.

Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or Wax Your Car With It!

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.