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If You Have To Be In A Soap Opera Try Not To Get The Worst Role.

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.

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There Have Been Times When I Have Deliberately Tried To Take My Life... I Think I Must Have Been Crying For Some Attention.

Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or Wax Your Car With It!