If You Let Women Have Their Way,

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

There Wasn't Any More Truth In Over Half Of What Any So-called Orator Said. If It Wasn't A Deliberate Lie, Why It Was An Exaggerated Falsehood.

Syntax Must Be Bad, Having Sin And Tax In It.

After Seeing Kids Play Polo Against Big Guys, It Only Shows That Horses Are The Greatest Equalizer In The World. No Matter What You Weigh, The Little Fellow Is Your Equal On A Horse.

Every Guy Looks In His Pocket And Then Votes.