If You Live Like It’s The Past

Once You're A Parent, Male Or Female, Every Single Thing That Happens In Your Life Is Seen Through The Prism Of Being A Parent.

Whenever I Hear An American Say Aussies Drive On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' I Just Lose It. You Ever Think About How Those People Grew Up Driving On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' Watched A Lot Of People Get Hurt On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' Die On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' While Other People Cheered From The 'right Side Of The Road'? Australia Has A Thing Called Highway Fights, So It's Touchy.

I Hate Having Long Hair. It's Like Walking Around With A Dead Koala On Your Back!

People Accuse Me Of Being Arrogant All The Time. I'm Not Arrogant, I'm Focused.

Nobody Wants Zealotry In A Police Force, You Know? You Do Want To Know That The Guy Who's Got That Badge, Is Confident Enough To Judge A Certain Level Of Benign Corruption. Like A Man Steals Some Food To Feed His Starving Children.