If You Live Long Enough, Sooner Or

If We Could Just Find Out Who's In Charge, We Could Kill Him.

Political Discourse Has Been Reduced To "where's The Beef?" "read My Lips," And "make My Day." Where Are The Assassins When We Really Need Them?

I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer: I'm A Performing Entertainer, I'm A Stand-up Comic. But There's An Artist At Work Here, Too. One Who Interprets His World Through His Own Filter.

I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights. I Do, However, Have A Fear Of Falling From Heights.

Save The Trees, Save The Bees, Save The Whales, Save Those Snails.