If You Love Your Job, You Haven't

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.

Everybody Wants To Win, But Everybody Doesn't Win.

If You Love Your Job, You Haven't Worked A Day In Your Life.

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?

No, We Don't Cheat. And Even If We Did, I'd Never Tell You.