If You Own A Home With Wheels

I Used To Say That Whenever People Heard My Southern Accent, They Always Wanted To Deduct 100 Iq Points.

You Might Be A Redneck If... The Blue Book Value Of Your Truck Goes Up And Down Depending On How Much Gas It Has In It.

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years.