If You Own A Home With Wheels

The Things That I'm Talking About Not Knowing, They're Not Mysteries Of The Universe; It's Just Stuff I Thought I Would Know By The Time I Was Thirty-nine.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Saved Lots Of Money On Your Honeymoon By Going Deer Hunting.

That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.